What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...