Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...