Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....