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|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....