The Pessimist!
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Blonde Joke Jackpot!
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Royal Penis Comparison
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Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Three Wise Women????
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This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
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Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...