GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...