A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
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This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
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One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....