Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...