Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
Simplified income taxes
|REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes1. How much money...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...