Male/Female Definitions!
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Best Friend
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Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
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Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
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Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
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Why do blondes like lightning?
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