Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...