A blind man vists the state of Texas
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Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
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Driving Examiner
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Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Hunting with a wife
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Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....