Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!