Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...