Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...