The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...