Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Headaches
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Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to…
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...