EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...