Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...