Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Gay banter
More gay banter…Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?100 way to wok your...