What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...