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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
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A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
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Eyes Light Up
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Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
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The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...