Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.