Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Responses On the Bible
Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:The first book of the...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...