A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!