Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...