Puppies don’t surf…
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Men and Parking Spots
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Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...