Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
The nsync joke
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....