What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...