History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...