An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...