What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
What is the difference between a hockey game…
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Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows