Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...