Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...
Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...