Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...