Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...