Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Restroom wall graffiti!
You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
All Jews and six Mexicans
This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America....
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing...