The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...