Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
First experience horse riding
|A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...