Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...