Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...