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Bill The Duck
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Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
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How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...