A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...