Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Some beauty parlors do a great job…
Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.