Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...