Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...