Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...