Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...