Eating the piece of fruit
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Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
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It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Clean those restrooms
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Good question!
If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...