Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!